To my loyal followers,

I, Lolipidgey, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision.
Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. Too long have the voices of the many been drowned out by the voice of the few. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Rick.

The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Wretched Tooth is a vote for dishonesty. A vote for opportunism and controversy.

The choice is clear. Vote for Rick.

Thank you for your support,
Lolipidgey
#RickIsTheOne